The Coconut is Cursed!

"The Coconut is Cursed!" is the second musical number of the Donkey Kong Country television series episode "Just Kidding," and the last musical number of the show overall. During the song, Donkey Kong tries to trick King K. Rool and his minions into believing the Crystal Coconut is cursed.

Lyrics

English

DK:
You see...
The Coconut is cursed and I hope you didn't touch it!

K. ROOL:
Cursed!?

KLUMP:
What!?

K. ROOL:
Don't be ridiculous!

DK:
You might feel a twitch or a tingly sensation

K. ROOL:
Tingly-shmingly! You're an irritation
AAAAAAAAAAH!
I'm tingling, I'm tingling!
My hand is twitching and quivering!

KLUMP:
I'm twitchin', sir, I'm twitchin'!

KRUSHA:
I'm quiverin'!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
OH NO!

DK:
It's much worse than I thought
It's the curse that you've got!

K. ROOL:
No, it's not, that's absurd!

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Word!

K. ROOL:
We're just tingling with excitement!

DK:
Yeah, maybe you're right, that's all it ever was...
Besides, if you're cursed you'd know
'Cause You're not really cursed unless you start itching!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy!
Ooh, aah, scratch!
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itch!

KRUSHA:
All this scratchin' is making me itch...

K. ROOL:
It's just...
A coincidence!
It's allergies! That's right!
Yes, that's right, it's just an allergy!

DK:
You're probably right
'Cause the real curse doesn't kick in until you start
Start sneezing!

K. ROOL:
A-CHOO!

DK:
Gesundheit!

KLUMP:
AAAAA-CHOO!

DK:
Bless you!

K. ROOL, KLUMP & KRUSHA:
AA-AA-AA-AA-CHOO!

DK:
Klump, use a tissue!

K. ROOL:
Donkey Kong, I'm down on my knees!
Are there any other symptoms to this curse?
Tell me, please!

DK:
Uh, just one...
But no need to fret!
I'm sure this is something that you'll never get!

K. ROOL:
What is it!? What is it!?

KLUMP & KRUSHA:
Tell us quick, tell us fast!

K. ROOL:
If you don't tell us now
I don't think that we can last!

DK:
Well... It's, um, uh...the gas

K. ROOL:
The WHAT!?